Never try to compare everyday bodily functions with any romantic gesture. For instance, we men know that both making out and going to the toilet for a number 2 are both very intense activities, and they both must be performed at some time or another.
Its both something we must do, and we don't mind doing, but don't want to do it all the time.
What not to say: "Honey making out is like going to the toilet, I like a good number 2 as much as the next guy, but don't want to spend all day on the loo."
